Thursday, December 8, 2011

Whales and The Toilet

Hey all,

So I was talking with my friend Sammy and she was talking about how the bathroom is a great escape. what a JOKE!

Using the restroom is such a waste of time. If I could use all the minutes that I've spent on the toilet to do something useful like blog, I would be able to blog way more often or anything more often. The toilet should be an in and out deal, you're not really escaping from anything. In fact if you're pooping you are actually trapping yourself in a danger zone.

Toileting is a need to situation. It's not an escape, let's be honest when was the last time you went to the bathroom to get away? If you want to get away or escape you should just go somewhere else.

Whales whales whales whales whales.

Erica this is for you.

humpback whales are probably my favorite type of whale. So I guess I'm going to say a couple things about them. The humpback whale is also known as the Baleen whale. Adult Humpbacks grow to be between 12 and 16 meters which is somewhere between 36 and 52 feet. They are beautiful mammals that are often times they breech the surface of the water slapping it with their fins and tails. The humpback whale typically swims somewhere in the ball park of 16000 miles for their migration cycle. To put that in better terms, that would be like driving from Eau Claire WI to Minneapolis MN and then back to Eau Claire like 80 times. that's like 240 hours and we would most likely be in a car so it would take us much less time. That's a little bit amazing right?

I like the baleen whale because they are the whales that we see most often. they are in commercials and we have created a market for whale watching, which is often based around the humpback whale. Wow that's awesome!

Ok friends I'm going to go open some presents with my family. Merry Christmas.

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